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technickelted:

The fact that he got his actual mom to do this is funny as hell.

iguanamouth:

she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up

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jackiereblogsthis:

thecutestofthecute:

chronicarus:

Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.

I have a bad phobia of spiders but this is freaking adorable alright

vixyhoovesmod!!! vixyhoovesmod!! LOOOOOOOK!!!

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

nayx:

xk187:

nayx:

you are under arrest for being tall.  get down here.  what are you doing

who said that

im down here

jonfawkes:

clop-dragon:

stable86:

georgia-replies:

Well, apparently someone decided it would be really fun to spend their day spamming my inbox with three different accounts.

It’s funny when you think about it, because I just got back home after hanging out with some friends, and this guy spent hours sending all these messages. And yet somehow I’m the one who “is a virgin” and “has no life”.

Well, I’m sorry for these guys, but I’m going to nuke my inbox. Please send all your questions again, if you want of course. Sorry for the inconvenience.

It’s adorable how people still do this after all this time.

that takes some serious dedication….

That’s hilarious! Send some of that my way anon!

tittenkits:

kitten-xoxo:

p-ardiselost:

"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
LET ?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”

THIS

But seriously if your partner won’t let you do something (eg, hang out with your…

tarukai788:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

azuritereaction:

alexob:

AmoeBAND became a 2012 IDEA Award Finalist by innovating every possible aspect of the plaster (band aid).

The design revisions were:  

- Strategic cut-outs shape to fit fingers in such a way that it is easy to bend them and not disrupt the bandage.

- An intelligent dressing material allows you to regularly check wounds from the outside, without upsetting the healing process.“According to research, the when an infection of a wound is detected, the pH value is between 6.5 and 8.5. AmoeBAND’s indicator cross turns purple, alerting the user needs to change it immediately.

- Since the bandage material used exudes a leather-like feel, availability in different skin-tones helps it blend in, without overly highlighting the injury.

- The packaging has been redesigned to a matchbox style and includes Braille instructions.

Hat tip to designers Tay Pek-Khai, Hsu Hao-Ming, Tsai Cheng-Yu, Chen Kuei-Yuan, Chen Yi-Ting, Lai Jen-Hao, Ho Chia-Ying, Chen Ying-shan, Weng Yu-Ching, and Chung Kuo-Ting

it’s always funny when people improve on something and you look at the innovations and it’s like so fucking obvious what needed to be changed, but yet no one seemingly thought of it until then, yourself included

why would you wait until it’s infected to changge it?

if you’re not sure when to do it otherwise, it’s probably initial stages of infection, which are reversible.

also, I like that the box has braille, like Band-Aid brand.

Me: SHUT UP I'M WATCHING MY STORIES
*turns on cartoon show for children and weeps at it*

unidentified-anon:

priscillapricey:

gryzio:

d-hizzle:

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

danish tv is the best thing ever

"Okay :("

the-lady-of-mirkwood:

dontknowchev:



What a waste of space.

did you just

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

That’s because this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable that was DESIGNED to be used to make penises.

We are a contrary bunch.